Saturday, April 28, 2007
New Hires-Very funny
Job Assignment Procedure
How to Properly Place NEW EMPLOYEES: - Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
- Put your new hires in the room and close the door.
- Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
- Then analyze the situation:
- If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
- If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
- If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put them in Engineering.
- If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
- If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
- If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
- If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology
- If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
- If they say they have tried different combinations, they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
- If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
- If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
- If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management.
- Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Congress.
- If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
- If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
- If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put them in Engineering.
- If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
- If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
- If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
- If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology
- If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
- If they say they have tried different combinations, they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
- If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
- If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
- If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management.
- Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Congress.
Dangerous Poisons in your home-Just the Facts
http://hermes.erin.gov.au/pls/cig_public/!CIGPPUBLIC.pStart?category_id=6
True of Life
I found this on a Christian joke sight but it came for inspirational quotes. It rang true for me. What do you think?
The secret of health for both mind and body is not to mourn for the past,
not to worry about the future, or not to anticipate troubles,
but to live in the present moment wisely and earnestly.
Christian-Jokes.Org
The secret of health for both mind, etc�
The secret of health for both mind and body is not to mourn for the past,
not to worry about the future, or not to anticipate troubles,
but to live in the present moment wisely and earnestly.
Written by Buddha
Friday, April 27, 2007
April 27, 2007
Dear Reader,
I'm experimenting with blogging. I found out about what blogs do. I want to see how it goes. My purpose is just share my life with other people. I want to impart knowledge, laugh, cry, share information with you. I want realtionships with others from all walks in life and all stages. I love research especially medical topics. You see, I have medical conditions but they don't have me! I was diagnosed with Major Depressive Disorder 7 years ago and Fibromyalgia 3 years ago. I've been pain free no pain meds for 3 months now. I do take meds for Depression and insomnia due to medicine. I live my life to the fullest and can say that due to a relationship with My God, I am blessed and happy. I am rich but waiting for my riches in heaven to manifest here on earth. I welcome everyone's points of view. My children are my world. They are two boys and one girl. My oldest just turned 10, my girl is 6 and my baby is 1. I am a very busy woman. I will vent here, celebrate success here, pray, share my thoughts good and bad, my struggles and my victories. I want to keep comments and things G rated if possible. I don't like cursing or arguing. Calm, rational debates and discussions are okay. I work at home with a great group of people. I will post articles on chemicals, medical conditions, jokes, anything sent to me that I enjoy or learn from. I hope you enjoy my little journal.
I'm experimenting with blogging. I found out about what blogs do. I want to see how it goes. My purpose is just share my life with other people. I want to impart knowledge, laugh, cry, share information with you. I want realtionships with others from all walks in life and all stages. I love research especially medical topics. You see, I have medical conditions but they don't have me! I was diagnosed with Major Depressive Disorder 7 years ago and Fibromyalgia 3 years ago. I've been pain free no pain meds for 3 months now. I do take meds for Depression and insomnia due to medicine. I live my life to the fullest and can say that due to a relationship with My God, I am blessed and happy. I am rich but waiting for my riches in heaven to manifest here on earth. I welcome everyone's points of view. My children are my world. They are two boys and one girl. My oldest just turned 10, my girl is 6 and my baby is 1. I am a very busy woman. I will vent here, celebrate success here, pray, share my thoughts good and bad, my struggles and my victories. I want to keep comments and things G rated if possible. I don't like cursing or arguing. Calm, rational debates and discussions are okay. I work at home with a great group of people. I will post articles on chemicals, medical conditions, jokes, anything sent to me that I enjoy or learn from. I hope you enjoy my little journal.
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